Easy Meals Prints

Woman watching cookery show as she waits for her microwave meal to cook.

'For the instant mashed potatoes, the head and serve puddings, the canned cranberry sauce, the defrost and serve pumpkin pie and the delivered roast turkey, we are truly thankful.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"Please don't kill me."

"Fridge-to-table"

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

Soup Surprise

'My Lee's creative with food. He always customizes his toppings when we phone for pizza.'

Brunch for Cows

Soup

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'She does great things with leftovers. . .She throws them out.'

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

'What kind of...'

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

'I know you're in a hurry, so I ran all the leftovers through the blender.'

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

'I like home cooking if it's in someone else's home.'

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack. BW

312 - Eat A Lot On The First Date

Mom's Diner - We reserve the right to refuse service to naughty boys!

'That one, and that one, and that one, and. . .'

"I'm not picky—whatever's wounded."

"Twelve-oh-six—time to be heading back!"

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

'For what we are about to receive...'