Simple Meals Pillows

'What kind of...'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Please don't kill me."

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"Fridge-to-table"

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

Soup Surprise

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

Brunch for Cows

'She does great things with leftovers. . .She throws them out.'

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

Soup

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack. BW

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

"Twelve-oh-six—time to be heading back!"

Mom's Diner - We reserve the right to refuse service to naughty boys!

312 - Eat A Lot On The First Date

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

'I like home cooking if it's in someone else's home.'

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

'For what we are about to receive...'

"Be careful, Dear, this chili has quite a kick!"

'Here's your businessman's lunch, you bloated plutocrat.'

Andy is visited by the Ghost of Thanksgiving Future.

Al's Diner. All You Can Eat $4.95. Well, shall we scurry up and down the food chain?