Everyday Meal Pillows

Soup

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Toothbrush Romance

"Please don't kill me."

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"Fridge-to-table"

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

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"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

Soup Surprise

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

"Please don't go!"

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

Kids' energy levels

Brunch for Cows

'She does great things with leftovers. . .She throws them out.'

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

'What kind of...'

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"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

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"Twelve-oh-six—time to be heading back!"

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

Mom's Diner - We reserve the right to refuse service to naughty boys!