Simple Meals Gifts

'What kind of...'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Please don't kill me."

"Fridge-to-table"

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

Soup Surprise

Soup

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

'She does great things with leftovers. . .She throws them out.'

Brunch for Cows

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

Mom's Diner - We reserve the right to refuse service to naughty boys!

312 - Eat A Lot On The First Date

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack. BW

"Twelve-oh-six—time to be heading back!"

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

'I like home cooking if it's in someone else's home.'

"Be careful, Dear, this chili has quite a kick!"

'For what we are about to receive...'

'Here's your businessman's lunch, you bloated plutocrat.'

Mom's Restaurant - things you like, things you hate, leftovers.

'For the instant mashed potatoes, the head and serve puddings, the canned cranberry sauce, the defrost and serve pumpkin pie and the delivered roast turkey, we are truly thankful.'

'How come we never have popcorn for dinner? -- It's a vegetable, isn't it?'