Meal Makeover Enthusiast Pillows

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

'I sent out for everything.'

Domestic Goddess.

Before/After

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

The Aisle

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

'After you with the camouflage.'

'Mine was stone cold.'

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

'The health plate is low in sodium, cholesterol, and sugar -- the downside is that it's high in styrofoam.'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

Your Dinner Is In The Potato Skin

"I gave your ‘compliments to the chef,’ and he’d like you to elaborate."

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.