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Old fashioned TV dinners.

Baking section / I don't feel like cooking tonight section / Beverage section

"It's a supermarket convenience meal, you just pop it in the oven and let the local grocer simmer"

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

Hungry child

'Like death by salad.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Horn of Leftovers

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

'Mine was stone cold.'

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

A spider meal prepping

"We merged to save through volume buying."

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

"It's just that I would be more thankful if we had roast beef."

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

Anatomy of a freezer drawer

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."