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Old fashioned TV dinners.

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"It's a supermarket convenience meal, you just pop it in the oven and let the local grocer simmer"

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

Hungry child

'Like death by salad.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Horn of Leftovers

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

'Mine was stone cold.'

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

A spider meal prepping

"We merged to save through volume buying."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

"It's just that I would be more thankful if we had roast beef."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"