Meal Prep Pro Pillows

Hungry child

'I sent out for everything.'

Counting ribs

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Domestic Goddess.

'Like death by salad.'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Horn of Leftovers

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Fridge-to-table"

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

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"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'Mine was stone cold.'

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

Looks like I do dishes again.

A spider meal prepping

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."