Meal Prep Pro Mugs

Hungry child

'I sent out for everything.'

Counting ribs

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Domestic Goddess.

'Like death by salad.'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Horn of Leftovers

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"I'm unable to process this image."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Fridge-to-table"

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'Mine was stone cold.'

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

"We merged to save through volume buying."

A spider meal prepping

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

Looks like I do dishes again.

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"