Meal Prepper Mugs

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

'Say, did you guys catch that report on the most important meal of the day?' ... 'I swear Breakfast, if you don't shut up already...'

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

Horn of Leftovers

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

Counting ribs

Domestic Goddess.

Hungry child

'Like death by salad.'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Fridge-to-table"

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

A spider meal prepping

Looks like I do dishes again.

"We merged to save through volume buying."

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'