Food Prep Pro Mugs

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

LAY ZEE FUK

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

Hungry child

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

Horn of Leftovers

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Culinary surgery.

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

A butcher and his apprentice.

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

Macho Vegetarian

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"