Microwave Cooking Gifts

TV Chef Cooking Range

"You're just pushing my buttons about all-microwave cooking ... aren't you?"

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

'You should have read the cookery book for teenagers. It's pretty short: 'Take the food off the package before you microwave it'.'

'What's the poule ding?' 'Roast chicken. The ding is the sound of the microwave.'

"Once cooked, leave to stand for 1 minute."

Grandma's caf

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it weren't for all the shells.'

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

Microwave - 'Table 19 sends compliments to the chef!'

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

"Compliments to the chef. It really is superbly cooked!"

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

Whoa! Willard, you know you can't put metal in a microwave! Why not just heat it the old fashioned way and use your nostrils?

"When you say "Someone doesn't know how to put a paper towel over a bowl of chili to re-heat in the nuker", I know you mean me."

"I've heard of instant Karma, but I didn't know there was a microwavable version."

'I'm making pot pie.'

"Quick, get it while its molecules are still vibrating."

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

'This has GOT to be good... it's MICROWAVABLE.'

The new microwave has been a great time-saver for Monica, she can burn dinner and still have plenty of time to make restaurant reservations

Pre-digested convenience foods.

'Welcome to Margie's Microwave Cooking School! -- ZAP! Be sure to tune in at this same time tomorrow....'

'Your husband is on line two. He says it's an emergency. He wants to know how to work the microwave.'

The Magic of Microwaves: "Will it handle exotic stews?"