Microwave Chef Gifts

Pre-digested convenience foods.

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Children's Feast.

How to correctly estimate cooking time

Little chef.

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

TV Chef Cooking Range

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

'Eat your carrots. They are good for growing children.'

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

"Breakfast hero I presume?"

'What's the poule ding?' 'Roast chicken. The ding is the sound of the microwave.'

My Cauldron Rules

'It needs more dirt.'

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

"Compliments to the chef. It really is superbly cooked!"

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

Whoa! Willard, you know you can't put metal in a microwave! Why not just heat it the old fashioned way and use your nostrils?

"When you say "Someone doesn't know how to put a paper towel over a bowl of chili to re-heat in the nuker", I know you mean me."

"You're just pushing my buttons about all-microwave cooking ... aren't you?"

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

'Yes I know he wanted to be in the catering corps.'

"Quick, get it while its molecules are still vibrating."

'Every traditional country kitchen needs an aga like this... It's perfect for keeping the microwave in.'

"And how exactly am I supposed to peel the carrots when we don't even have an electronic multiblade adjustable potato peeler?"

'For the instant mashed potatoes, the head and serve puddings, the canned cranberry sauce, the defrost and serve pumpkin pie and the delivered roast turkey, we are truly thankful.'

The new microwave has been a great time-saver for Monica, she can burn dinner and still have plenty of time to make restaurant reservations

'You should have read the cookery book for teenagers. It's pretty short: 'Take the food off the package before you microwave it'.'