Morning Meal Maven Pillows

Little Dark Specks

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

So Far So Good

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

'Waiter, I don't remember ordering this gristle!'

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

"It's a sprain in your left porterhouse."

"I'm leaving you for someone who does care what we have for dinner."

'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'

"Same thing every morning. Crack of Don at the crack of dawn."

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 20 calories? Easy, false advertising.'

'Hey!! When you get thirsty running, you drink WATER!!'

Wordplay: Road Rage

'Leave me alone. I'm resting my steak.'

'I think I may be lactose intolerant.'

'That's strange. No ingredient labelling anywhere!'

"Would you like to look at the menu sir?"

"Just who is our new interactive toaster interacting with?"

"This is it! The perfect turkey!"

'A simple 'I like mine hard boiled' would have done!'

'I made you coffee.'

"Are you ready to pound down some breakfast?"

TV dinners: Standard Widescreen

"Would you care to see a list of food additives?"

"Don't look now, …. It's the other white meat."

'Louis Pasteur's secret project...' 'NOw I'll corner the market with these chocolate, strawberry and vanilla Pasteurized milkshakes.'

"Who had the extra thick shake?"

'This stuff must be bad for us...it tastes good.'

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, I've asked Gracie to bring a traditional Latino dish to share with the class!"