Noise Machine Fan Pillows

White noise machines for guys.

"What old school? This is my life."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

Bagpipes in the bath.

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

'Teenage Beethoven.'

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

French Animal Noises.

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

"Primal scream therapy drawbacks."

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Making noise in the cinema

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

A Protractor.

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"I can practice a different song."

"Can you believe it? They insisted on the earmuffs so they don't have to listen to my awesome yodeling!"

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

Bad Violinist.

Soccer Fans.

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

'Voila! Pre-plucked turkey!'

Person playing the cymbals.

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."