Popsicle Lover Pillows

'Are you crazy? Don't throw the paddle-pop stick out! That's the best part...'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"To be vegetarians, we have to get rid of this beef and bacon...chorizo...eggs...and these chicken pot pies and pepperoni pizzas!"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"We won!"

"Bloody hell!"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Tina Turner

You're the icing on my cupcake!

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Film Lovers.

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Cinemuck

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

Cupcakes!

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

Mock Fight At The Bakery

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.