Popsicle Lover T-Shirts

It's not a tongue depressor, it's a used popsicle stick. If you can name the flavor, your taste buds pass the test.

Brian May.

'Are you crazy? Don't throw the paddle-pop stick out! That's the best part...'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"To be vegetarians, we have to get rid of this beef and bacon...chorizo...eggs...and these chicken pot pies and pepperoni pizzas!"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"We won!"

"Bloody hell!"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Tina Turner

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

You're the icing on my cupcake!

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Movies vs. Films

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Film Lovers.

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Cinemuck

Blockbuster Billion Club

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

Cupcakes!

Mock Fight At The Bakery

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"