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Impossicle.

When it's this hot, I let him have a popsicle.

"It was due to ice!. . . Yes, I dropped my popsicle in my lap!"

'99 cents plus tax for a Popsicle...When I was a kid, 5 cents. No Tax.'

This time, Charlie knew he was headed for a brain freeze

George Michael

"Bloody hell!"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Movies vs. Films

Blockbuster Billion Club

Film Lovers.

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Elton John

Cinemuck

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Justin Timberlake

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'