Popsicle Enthusiast Gifts

Impossicle.

"It was due to ice!. . . Yes, I dropped my popsicle in my lap!"

'99 cents plus tax for a Popsicle...When I was a kid, 5 cents. No Tax.'

This time, Charlie knew he was headed for a brain freeze

"Bloody hell!"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Film Lovers.

Blockbuster Billion Club

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Cinemuck

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Man is attacked by sea creature.

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

At the CD shop.

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.