Popsicles Gifts

It's not a tongue depressor, it's a used popsicle stick. If you can name the flavor, your taste buds pass the test.

When it's this hot, I let him have a popsicle.

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

The Style of Elements

"Bloody hell!"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Movies vs. Films

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

Like father like son.

Blockbuster Billion Club

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Film Lovers.

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Aliens watch the earth explode

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

Jar wars

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Man is attacked by sea creature.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Two Giraffes go to the cinema.