Popsicle Lovers Gifts

Bike with Tag Along

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Bloody hell!"

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

Movies vs. Films

Blockbuster Billion Club

Cinemuck

Film Lovers.

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

The return of the four sheepskins

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

'Actually, we're here to pitch a treatment for a new Star Trek series.'

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."