Popsicle Lovers Pillows

Bike with Tag Along

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Bloody hell!"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Cinemuck

Film Lovers.

The return of the four sheepskins

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

Man is attacked by sea creature.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"