Popsicle Fans Pillows

"Can I have the stick when you're done?"

Cinemuck

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

The Hummingbird

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'Ms. Lippert, I think I'm being vetted. get rid of the Polaroids.'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

This time, Charlie knew he was headed for a brain freeze

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

Bike with Tag Along

A cleaner in a cinema

Impossicle.

"It was due to ice!. . . Yes, I dropped my popsicle in my lap!"

'Foul ball!!'

"Okay people, pagers, beepers, and cell phones ON."

'Not that we don't appreciate the popcorn, but how about something low-carb next time?'

"These high fiber popsicles is just a box of sticks!"

Follow Your Quiff

"How many times do I have to tell you not to get the large-sized popcorn?"

"You think the movie is scary? Go price the popcorn."

'Are you crazy? Don't throw the paddle-pop stick out! That's the best part...'

Rorschach multiple-choice test.

'Here's another popsicle stick for ya, Doc.'

"Hey! It says here that civilization as you know it has come to an end, but don't worry. Civilization as I know it is about to take over."

"They replaced all the soda with bottled water!"

The Presidency Ages You