Popsicle Fans Pillows

"Can I have the stick when you're done?"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Cinemuck

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

The Hummingbird

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

'Don't forget your thermos.'

This time, Charlie knew he was headed for a brain freeze

'Ms. Lippert, I think I'm being vetted. get rid of the Polaroids.'

Bike with Tag Along

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

It's not a tongue depressor, it's a used popsicle stick. If you can name the flavor, your taste buds pass the test.

Ed Sheeran.

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

"It was due to ice!. . . Yes, I dropped my popsicle in my lap!"

Impossicle.

A cleaner in a cinema

'Foul ball!!'

'You better put on some lotion.'

"Okay people, pagers, beepers, and cell phones ON."

'Not that we don't appreciate the popcorn, but how about something low-carb next time?'

"These high fiber popsicles is just a box of sticks!"

'Are you crazy? Don't throw the paddle-pop stick out! That's the best part...'

Will Young

Both listening to music on laptops. Devil says: 'I've got an exclusive upgrade to version 6.66.' The Devil has the best iTunes

"How many times do I have to tell you not to get the large-sized popcorn?"

Brian May.

Follow Your Quiff

"You think the movie is scary? Go price the popcorn."

Rorschach multiple-choice test.

'Here's another popsicle stick for ya, Doc.'

"Hey! It says here that civilization as you know it has come to an end, but don't worry. Civilization as I know it is about to take over."

"They replaced all the soda with bottled water!"

Normal Things