Popsicles Mugs

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

The Style of Elements

"Bloody hell!"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Blockbuster Billion Club

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Film Lovers.

Like father like son.

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

Aliens watch the earth explode

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

Two Giraffes go to the cinema.

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.