Pill Popper (not The Literal Kind) Gifts

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'Time for your pills.'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Medication for the elderly

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

'You must take these pills for the rest of your life.' - 'But there're only 25 in here.'

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

Round the Clock

Wrong pills

"These have severe side effects but they may not have enough time to bother you."

"You folks in R&D really did make a miracle drug. I've never taken it, but I feel better already!"

'This container lists only one hundred of the most common side effects. More can be found on the manufacturer's website.'

"That's just the meds kicking in."

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

'It's not quite ready. Come back in 15 minutes.'

'My bubble burst!'

"I hope you're not one of those kids who have trouble swallowing pills."

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

'Four thousand packets of the new anti-obesity drug, please'

Bideo games are great but sometimes old fashioned bubble gum is better!

"I'll trade you my pink pills for these blue ones....what do you say?"

"I think they call it a miracle drug because it'll be a miracle if I can get the cap off."

"You'll enjoy the way these interact with over-the-counter medication."

"The tiny one treats the symptoms. The big one treats the side effects."

Man hiding under the table as Champane is popped open.