Pill Popper Gifts

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'And these blue ones are for the stomach cramps these red ones are going to give you,'

'Oh yes. It's mentioned here, under side-effects.'

Pharmacy - "And these blue ones are for the stomach cramps the red ones are going to give you."

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"You'll enjoy the way these interact with over-the-counter medication."

"I think they call it a miracle drug because it'll be a miracle if I can get the cap off."

"The tiny one treats the symptoms. The big one treats the side effects."

'These headache pills I took didn't work.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Four thousand packets of the new anti-obesity drug, please'

"These will make you feel like a kid again... especially when you can't remove the child-proof cap!"

"I hope you're not one of those kids who have trouble swallowing pills."

Pharmacy - "And these blue ones are for the stomach cramps the red ones are going to give you."

'Hey Ed! I found out why my prescription costs so much.'

"Don't chew them. They're supposed to hatch in your intestines."

'You must take these pills for the rest of your life.' - 'But there're only 25 in here.'

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

"I'll trade you my pink pills for these blue ones....what do you say?"

"These have severe side effects but they may not have enough time to bother you."

Medicines Orders

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

'It's not quite ready. Come back in 15 minutes.'

'This container lists only one hundred of the most common side effects. More can be found on the manufacturer's website.'

Medication for the elderly

"I am quite healthy you know...I only take one tablet each day."

"Take on an empty stomach? Don't you have anything I can take with food?"

'Take two of these after I leave the room.'

"So... this is big pharma!"

"That's just the meds kicking in."

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

"Now that you've taken all the drugs that start with 'A' I'd like to start you on the 'Bs'."

"My goodness, Mr. Merryweather, we certainly did make a boo-boo with that prescription of yours!"

Oh no! It's the placebos, what phonies!

"Do they actually give this to humans."