Daily Pill Popper Gifts

Express checkout lane for younger person prescription pick-ups.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'Time for your pills.'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

Medication for the elderly

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

'You must take these pills for the rest of your life.' - 'But there're only 25 in here.'

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

"These have severe side effects but they may not have enough time to bother you."

Round the Clock

Wrong pills

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

"You folks in R&D really did make a miracle drug. I've never taken it, but I feel better already!"

'This container lists only one hundred of the most common side effects. More can be found on the manufacturer's website.'

'It's not quite ready. Come back in 15 minutes.'

"That's just the meds kicking in."

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

"I hope you're not one of those kids who have trouble swallowing pills."

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

'Four thousand packets of the new anti-obesity drug, please'

"Pawn to King Four."

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

"It looks like your son has problem skin."

Commuter X-Ray

"I'll trade you my pink pills for these blue ones....what do you say?"