Popsicle Fanatic T-Shirts

'Here's another popsicle stick for ya, Doc.'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Showbiz Awards

"Bloody hell!"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Musical notes bubble gum.

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Blockbuster Billion Club

Cinemuck

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Film Lovers.

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

Cupcakes!

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

Chris O'Dowd

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

Vincent Van Goth.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.