Popsicle Fanatic T-Shirts

'Here's another popsicle stick for ya, Doc.'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Showbiz Awards

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Bloody hell!"

Musical notes bubble gum.

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Movies vs. Films

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Film Lovers.

Blockbuster Billion Club

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Cinemuck

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

The boy who cried Wolf Blitzer,

Cupcakes!

Chris O'Dowd

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

Vincent Van Goth.