Popsicle Fan T-Shirts

"These high fiber popsicles is just a box of sticks!"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Santa does a keg stand.

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Recycled Flake

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Bath Bonfire

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

The Hummingbird

July 5...payback.

'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

Flatware Follies.

'Happy New Year!'

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Priest Halloween costume for boy.

"Can I have the stick when you're done?"

Tic tac toe.

This time, Charlie knew he was headed for a brain freeze

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."