Rock-paper-scissors Fan T-Shirts

'No, Thog. Paper beat rock.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Automatic swing machine

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Alberto Giacometti.

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

A 1950's Barber Shop

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

Frederick Robinson

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

'Computer virus kills virtual scissors. Virtual scissors cuts Edoc. Edoc covers...'

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

'My favorite, not-fast-enough food.'

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

"I'm all shook up."

'When she said she was taking taking up a Japanese art I thought she meant origami...'

Congress in Session. Business as Usual.

"These high fiber popsicles is just a box of sticks!"