Rock-paper-scissors Fan T-Shirts

'No, Thog. Paper beat rock.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Viggo Mortensen

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Automatic swing machine

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

A 1950's Barber Shop

Alberto Giacometti.

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

Miguel Ferrer

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

'Computer virus kills virtual scissors. Virtual scissors cuts Edoc. Edoc covers...'

Frederick Robinson

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

Hard Rock Cafe.

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

'My favorite, not-fast-enough food.'

Elvis Costello

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

"I'm all shook up."

John Lennon

"Play dead!"

"These high fiber popsicles is just a box of sticks!"

'Aw, you win - again!'

Congress in Session. Business as Usual.

'When she said she was taking taking up a Japanese art I thought she meant origami...'