"Kids, it's weird out there. Scissors look scary, but they're harmless. Paper, on the other hand, is incredibly deadly. If you see paper just run as fast as you can."
Rock-paper-scissors Aficionados T-Shirts
Celebrate their strategic mind with a witty rock-paper-scissors themed t-shirt, ideal for casual wear and game nights with friends.
Late BroomStick
"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."
David Grohl - Foo Fighters
'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'
'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'
Disease-y Top
'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'
"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"
RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'
If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.
"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."
'So Roger, how's your invention going?'
"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."
"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."
First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.
Climbing with a mountain goat.
'Computer virus kills virtual scissors. Virtual scissors cuts Edoc. Edoc covers...'
"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."
"Have you heard 'Genesis', my child?"
Three witches standing around a carafe in a coffee machine, waiting for it to fill
'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'
"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."
'The good news is Prof. Trockenficker has found the secret of eternal youth. The bad news is it will make everybody look exactly like him.'
When they're not flying, they walk around and play classic rock music. The strolling drones!
"I have a lot in common with Cliff Richard. Same birthday, same age..."
I'm sorry Keith but the last thing I want to do right now is KISS and make up!
"Turn me into a toad if you want to, but you still have to post the nutritional information on your brew."
Who are your stupid role-playing bears supposed to be today, doctor? Me and my father? Relax, Al. I'm cutting you a break. They're supposed to be Abbott and Costello!
Two witches argue after crashing into each other
The Joy of Hex
"And where are you off to my Bohemian pagan"
The slow cooker changed everything
"Wake up, Little Hawk. You've been dancing in your sleep again!"
"Bat spleen? Yes. Eye of newt? Sure. Toad warts? Absolutely. But adding pumpkin spice? That's disgusting!"
Rock-paper-scissors Aficionados T-Shirts Collection
Rock-paper-scissors Aficionados Mugs
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Rock-paper-scissors Aficionados Pillows
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Rock-paper-scissors Aficionados Prints
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