Rock-paper-scissors Aficionados Gifts

"Kids, it's weird out there. Scissors look scary, but they're harmless. Paper, on the other hand, is incredibly deadly. If you see paper just run as fast as you can."

Late BroomStick

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Disease-y Top

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'The good news is Prof. Trockenficker has found the secret of eternal youth. The bad news is it will make everybody look exactly like him.'

"Have you heard 'Genesis', my child?"

Three witches standing around a carafe in a coffee machine, waiting for it to fill

'Computer virus kills virtual scissors. Virtual scissors cuts Edoc. Edoc covers...'

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

"I have a lot in common with Cliff Richard. Same birthday, same age..."

"Wake up, Little Hawk. You've been dancing in your sleep again!"

"Bat spleen? Yes. Eye of newt? Sure. Toad warts? Absolutely. But adding pumpkin spice? That's disgusting!"

The slow cooker changed everything

Two witches argue after crashing into each other

The Joy of Hex

"And where are you off to my Bohemian pagan"

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'