Rock-paper-scissors Champ Gifts

The rock-paper-scissors tournament bracket.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Computer virus kills virtual scissors. Virtual scissors cuts Edoc. Edoc covers...'

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

"Now that we're down to three candidates, we're switching to a 'rock, paper, scissors' format."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

The First Tattoo

'And that's what catch-and-release is all about, son...'

'OK, one quick picture... but then I should probably get him to a hospital.'

"Pop stardom might not be the most realistic of ambitions, Billy. I should know- I was the winner of last year's X Factor."

'We've won a free trip to the mountains.'

"Why do you keep choosing scissors when you know she picks rock every time?"

'I hate Mondays!'

"What ya in for kid?" "I did a number on scissors."

Golden Violinist