Rock Paper Scissors Lover Gifts

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Robert Fripp

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Adam Levine

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

Why he always make pictures of him food?

'Computer virus kills virtual scissors. Virtual scissors cuts Edoc. Edoc covers...'

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

I love Fountain Pens

Haircuts

Groovy witch.

Dueling marionettes.

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

'Aw, you win - again!'

Afternoon crafts

And THEN you're going to hang it on the wall? That makes no sense.

"Why do you keep choosing scissors when you know she picks rock every time?"

'It's an interesting effect: I tend to walk faster when I'm listening to Rock & Roll...'

'I know it's way past closing time, but I'm really enjoying this!'

"First day back at work. Don't forget to get some office stationery."

Grand Opening! I wish someone had told me those weren't for haircuts.

"What ya in for kid?" "I did a number on scissors."

'Mind filling out this evaluation form first?'

"Do you want it parted in the middle?"

"C'mon champ, you need to rally, the Euro is killing you! Don't make me have to play the Rocky theme..."

'Forty years of paper shuffling, and it comes to this.'

"I'm making 1000 copies for my lesson on wasting resources."

The rock-paper-scissors tournament bracket.

Solid rock

Scissors vendor.

"Daddy, this is my boyfriend, Ben."

'No, Thog. Paper beat rock.'

"C'mon men! Our enemies may have rocks but WE have paper! Paper always beats rock!"