Rock-paper-scissors Champ Pillows

The rock-paper-scissors tournament bracket.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'Computer virus kills virtual scissors. Virtual scissors cuts Edoc. Edoc covers...'

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

"Now that we're down to three candidates, we're switching to a 'rock, paper, scissors' format."

'Aw, you win - again!'

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

The First Tattoo

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'And that's what catch-and-release is all about, son...'

"Pop stardom might not be the most realistic of ambitions, Billy. I should know- I was the winner of last year's X Factor."

'OK, one quick picture... but then I should probably get him to a hospital.'

"Why do you keep choosing scissors when you know she picks rock every time?"

'We've won a free trip to the mountains.'

'I hate Mondays!'

"Can you measure this one and see if it's a keeper, Dad?"

I told you, when you chisel a statue, start at the top.

"What ya in for kid?" "I did a number on scissors."

You should cut the cord. I did it years ago. What do you mean? I canceled cable. I get the same stuff I used to see for much less, by streaming Netflix, Hulu and Amazon through a Roku box