Rps Champ Pillows

"Now that we're down to three candidates, we're switching to a 'rock, paper, scissors' format."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

The birth of junk mail.

Yep, Jimmy's about the best Eagle Scout I ever saw.

"Well SOME people might see it as buying a load of useless, overpriced rubbish but I see it as a brave attempt on my part to support a flagging retail sector."

Cardboard, Paper, Comics.

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

Thank you Doctor

'This is taking Environmental Awareness TOO far!'

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

Redemption Center

Welcome to summer school.

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

Leaf rake - wider than space

"We must gut these environmental laws!"

'What do you think about renewable energy?'

Don't Say Gay Bill

"Any of you boys considered investing in windpower?"

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

Effects of drought

"We are petitioning for the support of pesticide-free organic farming: we already have over five hundred billion signatures! Wanna join in?"

Greenpeace protester trying to start new growth on rubbish site

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

How come you never take any of my ideas seriously? I'm a marketing genius. I have a long track record of attracting business in both the residential and commercial sectors. What? When? Where? I've generated hundreds of billions of simoleans in the last 24 years. Wait ... Are you taking about Sim City"? Everything I touch turns to solid gold!

Defense Not losing Goal Offense Winning

'The ice caps are melting!'

LGBT+ Families

Ring tossing

Recyclable Coffins

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

Snake Scout Jamboree