Casual Racket Champ Pillows

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Snail Racing

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

Caddy With A Cool Box

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

Dress down day was YESTERDAY - As a teleworker Colin sometimes had difficulty adjusting to the normal office routine.

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

"I'm counting that as a stroke for each time you went around."

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

"Yes! I got one over! Woo-hoo!"

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

Andre Agassi

Monica Seles

'...I was aced, defaced, disgraced and replaced.'

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

'I couldn't break 100, so I bought new clubs and took lessons and now I can't break 120!'

"I still think badminton is as fast as tennis..."

Ring tossing

Missing You.