Casual Attire Champion Pillows

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Snail Racing

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

The Last Sweatpants

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

I am the cute blue bear

"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am."

Dress down day was YESTERDAY - As a teleworker Colin sometimes had difficulty adjusting to the normal office routine.

'I thought for sure your perfect attendance record was coming to an end today, Stillwater.'

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

'We DO have a dress code up here, you know!'

"Oh, quit looking so uncomfortable! It's a pool party! You can't wear a cape and formal wear to a pool party."

'I don't care if today IS 'casual day'! Stop answering the phone with 'International Beeswax Machines'!'

"I'm counting that as a stroke for each time you went around."

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

The Origin of Laundry Day

'Tah-DAH! -- Guess what I conquered!'

"It says, 'Formal'. Do you have clean socks to wear with your sandals?"

'We're not all that strict up here, but we DO ask that you comply with the dress code!'

"I think you may have misinterpreted the idea of an informal interview."

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

"I have to interview a few more people, but so far, you're definitely a front-runner."

'It's just a friendly game.'

"I try to be royal without being regal."

"Sorry you can't go in...no ties allowed"

"Maybe this how Casual Friday is done in Moose Jaw, but not the Big Apple."

'CasualFriday will now be known as, 'Groveling Friday,' but you'll be allowed to grovel in casual attire.'

"Edwards, fetch my pajamas! I'm going to draw some cartoons."

"This place was a lot more fun before the dress code."

"I believe young Lewis may be on to something."