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The Last Sweatpants

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

Kangaroo wearing a hoodie with a pouch.

"There's the remote!"

"Ah, sweatpants."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

Show Mom You Love Her!

Dress down day was YESTERDAY - As a teleworker Colin sometimes had difficulty adjusting to the normal office routine.

Bunny Slippers

Getting older is . . . when you start to dress for comfort rather than style.

"Have you seen my onesie?"

'It's alright my previous, it was just a bad dream, there is no super bindweed monster...'

"I'm staying in my nightie until 1997."

"I'm stuffed. Why do I always eat so much. "

'Hey, a running suit. I didn't know you were into running. Maybe we could go running together sometime.' 'Actually, I'm not. I'm into elastic waistbands. But hey, maybe we could go eating together sometime.'

'Thanks for being there.'

'Who has time to sit? There's so much shopping to do!'

'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'

I'd like some nice trendy clothes that actually fit me. Tell me about it!

"Those are my everyday sweats, and these are my Zoom sweats."

Woman in business suit forgets about novelty slippers: 'It's important to appear professional even when working from home.'

'My husband has given up drinking and smoking so I like to meet him at the bus to comfort him.'

'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'

Take back the morning.

'Yes, I do usually work from home! How did you know?'

"By shutting off the electricity for a while, you'll learn how we rely too much on modern-day conveniences."

"Ugh, winter clothes already?"

The 3 kinds of Zoom Shorts

In a ranch bunk house a mystic sleeps on a bunk bed of barbed wire.

'Who knew God wears a snuggie?'

Coat Check. I can't find my ticket, but I bet it's the only snuggie you have back there.

'I regret the day I bought him those 'relaxed' jeans.'

Covidwear

"Yes, I was home schooled. How did you know?"