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Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Snail Racing

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'It's an old badminton injury.'

Caddy With A Cool Box

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

Dress down day was YESTERDAY - As a teleworker Colin sometimes had difficulty adjusting to the normal office routine.

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

"I'm counting that as a stroke for each time you went around."

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

'...I was aced, defaced, disgraced and replaced.'

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

'I couldn't break 100, so I bought new clubs and took lessons and now I can't break 120!'

Missing You.

"I still think badminton is as fast as tennis..."

Ring tossing

'Look here Frobisher, you've adhered to the rules. You haven't cheated, self-aggrandised or whined about money. That's rather unsportsmanlike of you.'