Rps Champ Gifts

"Now that we're down to three candidates, we're switching to a 'rock, paper, scissors' format."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

The birth of junk mail.

Thank you Doctor

Cardboard, Paper, Comics.

"Well SOME people might see it as buying a load of useless, overpriced rubbish but I see it as a brave attempt on my part to support a flagging retail sector."

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

Leaf rake - wider than space

Welcome to summer school.

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

Redemption Center

"We must gut these environmental laws!"

'What do you think about renewable energy?'

Effects of drought

"Any of you boys considered investing in windpower?"

"We are petitioning for the support of pesticide-free organic farming: we already have over five hundred billion signatures! Wanna join in?"

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

Greenpeace protester trying to start new growth on rubbish site

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

'The ice caps are melting!'

LGBT+ Families

Defense Not losing Goal Offense Winning

Ring tossing

Recyclable Coffins

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

Snake Scout Jamboree

Zero Carbon. . . Reducing the cartoon footprint.