Season Champion Gifts

Welcome to summer school.

Businesswoman Empowerment

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

The Last Leaf

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Alarmistclock

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Vendor selling testosterone.

The Leafs win the Cup!

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

First Prize!

American Football.

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Teamwork: Innovation, Success, Evaluation, Development, Growth, Solution, Progess, Market.

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

Football.

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

Before instant replay.