Rising And Shining Champion Gifts

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Businesswoman Empowerment

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

First Prize!

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Skateboard Olympics.

'You wouldn't listen to me. You have to buy the biggest tree in the lot!'

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

Welcome to summer school.

Nature Scents Research Department.

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

A woman's work is never done.

Sign at Hospital: 'Road to Recovery ... Under Construction'

Dog show success

"4 a.m. and I'm raring to go to work."

'You knew I was an amphibian when you married me!'

Competitions.

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

'Didn't you remove the bird before washing the cage?'

"He wants to be beach buggy ready."

'I'm all in favour of alternative medicine, using boiled twigs and chanting has cut our drug budget in half.'

'The thing I liked best about being an amateur is that the other guy was an amateur too!'

'But I can't take my muddy boots off - I'm not wearing any!'

"It wasn't as good as his first book, 'Eating Worms.'"

"I'll go, but only if you promise we won't stay long."

Buffing Cars.

'How to get mustard stains out of clothing? Excuse me while I call my mother!'

"I don't lift weights. I got this way because I wipe down the equipment really, really hard."