Rock-paper-scissors Aficionado Pillows

"What ya in for kid?" "I did a number on scissors."

'Computer virus kills virtual scissors. Virtual scissors cuts Edoc. Edoc covers...'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

At the rock concert...

'Man, times have changed.'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Mark Knopfler.

"Elfis"

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Nick Cave

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

Not-so-easy listening...

Nick Cave

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

The first animation.

Mick Jagger.

Nick Cave

Remember when?... When was that?

Now play some Metallica!

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'Help me Rhonda I've fallen & I can't get back up.'

Ian Dury

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

Tony Iommi

Will Curl Lip For Food

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

"Thank you for your service."