Rock-paper-scissors Enthusiast Pillows

"Why do you keep choosing scissors when you know she picks rock every time?"

"Daddy, this is my boyfriend, Ben."

At the rock concert...

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"Elfis"

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

The first animation.

'It was worse than that ? I was slimed by a lawyer!'

Remember when?... When was that?

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

Will Curl Lip For Food

"Thank you for your service."

'Computer virus kills virtual scissors. Virtual scissors cuts Edoc. Edoc covers...'

Mountain climber pulling a mountain biker up the side of a mountain.

"Why do I always have to play the pirates?"

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

"Why am I always the bad guy?"

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

Dueling marionettes.

'I told you to summon an orc, not a dork!'

Tedeschi Trucks