Rock-paper-scissors Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Why do you keep choosing scissors when you know she picks rock every time?"

"Daddy, this is my boyfriend, Ben."

At the rock concert...

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"Elfis"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

The first animation.

'It was worse than that ? I was slimed by a lawyer!'

Ian Dury

'Help me Rhonda I've fallen & I can't get back up.'

Remember when?... When was that?

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

Will Curl Lip For Food

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

"Thank you for your service."

Falling Rock

T-shirts read: 'Rock against racism' ; 'Classical against antisocial behaviour'

Bill Haley

Bob Dylan

'Computer virus kills virtual scissors. Virtual scissors cuts Edoc. Edoc covers...'

Mountain climber pulling a mountain biker up the side of a mountain.

ZZ Top.

"Why do I always have to play the pirates?"

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

Dueling marionettes.

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

"Who won the Elvis impersonator look-a-like competition?"

"That's the wonder of Ewes."

"Why am I always the bad guy?"

'I told you to summon an orc, not a dork!'

'Aw, you win - again!'