"What ya in for kid?" "I did a number on scissors."
Rock-paper-scissors Aficionado T-Shirts
Dress like a champion of strategy with t-shirts designed for rock-paper-scissors tacticians. These witty tees make a fun statement and are perfect for casual wear and game nights.
'Computer virus kills virtual scissors. Virtual scissors cuts Edoc. Edoc covers...'
"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."
Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.
At the rock concert...
'Man, times have changed.'
...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove
"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."
R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021
'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'
Mark Knopfler.
"Elfis"
Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.
'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'
Nick Cave
'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'
"What am I, chopped liver?"
"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."
Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.
Not-so-easy listening...
Nick Cave
'Not that sort of rock garden!'
The first animation.
Mick Jagger.
Nick Cave
Remember when?... When was that?
Now play some Metallica!
"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."
'Help me Rhonda I've fallen & I can't get back up.'
Ian Dury
'So Roger, how's your invention going?'
Tony Iommi
Will Curl Lip For Food
Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.
"Thank you for your service."
Rock-paper-scissors Aficionado T-Shirts Collection
Rock-paper-scissors Aficionado Mugs
Explore our collection of rock-paper-scissors themed mugs, perfect for mornings and game nights filled with fun and strategy.
Rock-paper-scissors Aficionado Pillows
Find cozy pillows that showcase their love for the game, adding humor and comfort to their favorite spaces.
Rock-paper-scissors Aficionado Prints
Decorate with unique prints inspired by rock-paper-scissors—perfect for game rooms, study areas, or gifting to strategists.