Rock-paper-scissors Aficionado Mugs

"What ya in for kid?" "I did a number on scissors."

'Computer virus kills virtual scissors. Virtual scissors cuts Edoc. Edoc covers...'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

At the rock concert...

'Man, times have changed.'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"Elfis"

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Not-so-easy listening...

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

The first animation.

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

Remember when?... When was that?

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

Will Curl Lip For Food

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

"Thank you for your service."