Rule-bending Champion Pillows

"We've got a problem."

"Surprise!"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

"The bad news is my doctor limited me to one glass of wine per day. The good news is I get to pick the glass."

School Boundries.

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

The School's new healthy lunch initiative, with it's ban on junk food, turned out to be very lucrative for Stewart.

'Hey! †I thought we were going to make our own rules!'

"I don't think you understand how an Easter egg hunt works."

'Boy, when they say one trip salad bar, they MEAN one trip salad bar!'

Ambulance towed from a no-parking zone.

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."

"Today on the Godcast, what if I told you 'commandments' were more like 'suggestments?'"

No Smoking Building.

'Hey Frank! I've told you before that there is no cross checking in chess.'

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

Ten minutes later, the rescue helicopter landed...

Kissing ban.

Unauthorised Personnel

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

'I just love this new rule allowing you tie up obnoxious coaches.'

No Loitering.

'Old Fred spoils that pooch of his!'