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Elvis' feel-good eye doctor (Eye chart reads HEARTBREAK HOTEL).

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Elvis Presley

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Elfis"

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Elton John

"Krill, baby, krill."

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Young Elvis

Disease-y Top

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

Meet the Beetles....

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

Little Richard

Mick Jagger

'Help me Rhonda I've fallen & I can't get back up.'

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

Trump on guitar

'Prince'

"The estranged string trio."

Joe Perry.

'I'm with the band.'

'Reports of my abstinence have been slightly exaggerated. . . I read somewhere that smoking and drinking are bad for you. . . so I gave up reading.'

Ian Dury

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.