Panorama Fan Gifts

'...the panto star was knocked down while crossing a main road. Witnesses shouted a warning that the car was behind him, but he was heard to reply: 'Oh no it isn't!''

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Tourists in Egypt

Victorian Selfie

I'm Spartacus.

ATM withdrawal

Statue of liberty selfie

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

Man Ray

Selfie

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

3D Theatre

"Does it come with magnets?"

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

Clown Painting in Museum

"That's an old photo."

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

"It's a fixer upper."

Mum taking a picture of her child hiding behind a cello while the band are playing.

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

'It won't change pictures when I rub my finger over it.'

Rep-Tiles.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

'Cheese.'

'Ms. Lippert, I think I'm being vetted. get rid of the Polaroids.'

Deer hunter gets captured on their cell phones.

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

'No, I don't think you're a mental case, Mrs Clydehopper. Then again, this is a furniture store, and I'm a salesman...'

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

Ice-Shelfie

"We will go with the timber frame ones."