Panorama Fan Gifts

'...the panto star was knocked down while crossing a main road. Witnesses shouted a warning that the car was behind him, but he was heard to reply: 'Oh no it isn't!''

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Tourists in Egypt

Victorian Selfie

I'm Spartacus.

ATM withdrawal

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

Selfie

3D Theatre

Clown Painting in Museum

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

"Does it come with magnets?"

"That's an old photo."

Mum taking a picture of her child hiding behind a cello while the band are playing.

"It's a fixer upper."

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

'It won't change pictures when I rub my finger over it.'

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

'Cheese.'

'Ms. Lippert, I think I'm being vetted. get rid of the Polaroids.'

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

Rep-Tiles.

Deer hunter gets captured on their cell phones.

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

Ice-Shelfie

"We will go with the timber frame ones."

'Now say cheese,no,not YOU!'